Conversations before the Singularity

dailyseinfeld:

Vivian: Oh, isn’t Elaine fantastic?
George: Yes she is. It’s a pity we won’t be seeing much more of her.
Vivian: Really, why?
George: Oh, you haven’t heard, she’s going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania.
Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.
George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.
Vivian: She’s American citizen, I have seen her passport.
George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.
Vivian: I haven’t heard anything about another Biosphere.
George: That’s because it’s underwater.
Vivian: This is insane.
George: Is it?
Vivian: Yes it it.
George: Well, it’s all for charity, so what’s the difference.

(via The Blood)

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