Conversations before the Singularity

Damn you Grizzly Bear, your morose shit music was the cause of Dean and Cindy’s breakup. Frankie will now grow up in a broken home, I hope you have accomplished what you set out to do. Frankie, the little girl, the same girl whose dog ran away to Hollywood.

You’ve used your tight, sparse somber instrumentals for the negative.

God damn it I hate you Grizzly Bear. I hate you

Your name is suggestive of a copulative inclination towards the male species

curse you Jon Brion and the day your complex ultra-melancholic tunes brought tears to my eyes and heaviness to my heart

Give me strength Joel Barish, give me strength

You too, Justin Vernon

This is it. It’s going to be gone soon.

I know.

What do we do?

Enjoy it.

Enjoy it