fuckyeahreading: “Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.” - Mason Cooley (submitted by sheistoofondofbooks) Marriage. You and me. It’s on alright
Conversations of a singular nature
Are you sure you can deliver the package? It is of great urgency that the package is to be delivered. We are desperate.
Hey, I'll deliver the package alright. I'll make like Lezak at the Beijing Olympics. I might start off slow, I might be sluggish, but just when your hope of winning a record 8 gold medals fades, and the hopes of a nation weighs on your shoulders, and the French anchor is blasting through the water like a nuclear submarine, I'll make a move unlike any other. Yes, it will be unexpected, but there will be unbridled joy and excited. Yup, you can scream like Phelps did when I deliver that package at the last possible moment.
I literally do not understand your analogies. And why would you want to leave it to the last moment? A contingency plan should be maintained for any possible interferences.
Hey, that's baby talk. There is to be no baby talk at this table, especially in mi casa!
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