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An excerpt from Norwegian Wood; a novel by Haruki...
After German we caught a bus to Shinjuku and went to an underground bar called DUG behind the Kinokuniya bookstore. We each started with two vodka and tonics. “I come here once in a while,” she said. “They don’t embarrass you about drinking in the afternoon.” “Do you drink in the afternoon a lot?” “Sometimes,” she said, rattling the ice in...
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It’s really precious
With a sunset like this, on a lounge-chair, beside a poolside somewhere: If I were to listen to Tiny Vipers with a girl, maybe a nice girl, we would undoubtedly fall in love, and all would be well and good.
I’ve had my share of the Naokos, and evil Summer Finns and the Sarah Marshalls and the (pre-memory wipe) Clementine Kruczynski. I’m still waiting for the Midoris and the Autumns (Minka Kelly) and the (post-memory wipe) Clementine Kruczynski. I want to meet you in Montauk. I don’t want to live like a scene from In the Mood for Love
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My sentiments exactly. Just look at those hipsters.
I would marry literally any lady featured on this blog. I really would. I love all of you