February 2010
11 posts
Bigger hits - what could have been. →
mcsweeneys.net
These songs are excellent in their own right. But these new versions would surely have made them better, it’s much easier on the tongue.
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I am very creative →
zefrank.com
Just use this link when the creative juices run out (which does not happen often to me. The link is meant for you guys. I stay creative 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year, 10 years a decade, and so on).
Cleverbot conversation UZ00006125 : An intimate moonlit dinner
- User: What is up with the weather? It's far too warm nowadays.
- Cleverbot: Not the smartest in the world, I try my best at spelling.
- User: You know what's best? Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, it's The Flaming Lips sickest album.
- Cleverbot: He is cute.
- User: Wayne Coyne, the lead singer? Yeah, he is quite the looker.
- Cleverbot: So, it is another happy ever after story for you then?
- User: What is? You mean about my current album collections that would undoubtedly bring only one word to a music connoisseur's mind, namely : 'Eclectic as fuck!'? Yeah, it's quite a tidy happy ending.
- Cleverbot: It's to test whether this machine is like me enough to fool me and it's not doing too well so far.
- User: Well, I definitely fooled you, just look at the previous sentence, I said one word, but 'Eclectic as fuck' is three. So, fooled you! Looks like it's 1 up for me against bag o'bolts.
- Cleverbot: Alright. Take care.
- User: Well, you're a petty little shit.
- Cleverbot: Well first we start with a moonlit dinner and then it gets a little intimate.
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